January 2012
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Watchtyleroakley:
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
O_O *gulp*……..
December 2011
154 posts
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Michigan Man Knowingly Infects Hundreds with HIV →
There are truely some evil people in the world.
UMW Homo?
famousflowerof-manhattan:
http://twitter.com/#!/UMWHomo
Uhhhh… is this a troll?
The answer: Yes. I see absolutely nothing but stereotypes being pumped out by this account. I already see stuff I find super offensive, and they’ve only tweet like 6 times! NO BUENO!
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Keeping Students From the Polls →
Next fall, thousands of students on college campuses will attempt to register to vote and be turned away. Sorry, they will hear, you have an out-of-state driver’s license. Sorry, your college ID is not valid here. Sorry, we found out that you paid out-of-state tuition, so even though you do have a state driver’s license, you still can’t vote…
Republicans usually don’t want to acknowledge that...
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
“”Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help...”
– Harry S. Truman
This Tumblr is Made of Wut: herpderphero replied... →
madeofwut:
herpderphero replied to your post: herpderphero replied to your post: I mean, it was…
YYYYYYUUUUUUUSSSSSS I WANT ALL THE GIFS! Also, just out of curiosity, how do you pronounce “gif”. My friends and I have had many debates on this point aaaaannnndddd it seems pretty split…
Hmmm interesting….looks like my militant soft g friends can just s my d! thanks for that!
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That awkward moment...
…when you really want to comment on something (whether to criticize or crack a joke) but you realize that you don’t that person too well (if at all) so you let them go free
Set Fire to the Rain
Watchtyleroakley:
THEY TRIED TO TAZE ME.
SOME BITCH NAMED DELTRES!
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
So Says The Captain: I was looking at Craigslist... →
offonarocketship:
Stink Bug (one)
As much as it pains me to do so, I must part ways with my beloved stink bug. I’m moving and my new place doesn’t allow pets of any kind… bastards. The stink bug’s name is”Aphrodite”, the Greek goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, and procreation. Aphrodite knows basic…
BOOM! SOLD!
Trying to pose seductively →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Expectations:
Reality:
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GPOY
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Rick Perry Won't Be On Virginia GOP Primary Ballot... →
There are few times I applaud the actions of VA republicans…..but good life choices y’all!
just had to explain to my sister what flip cup...
offonarocketship:
awkwardshoulders:
and had to try and hide how competitive i (and certain other people) get about it.
Apparently there is a queer flip cup league in DC and my aunt said that my cousin (who is gay) went and she asked me if I he invited me. WHAT. NO HE DID NOT COUSINSHIP OVER.
Anyway point is I said no and she said “wait, it’s a drinking game, did you know that?”
Psh, did...
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